Thursday, March 30, 2006

"What Deepak Wants"
Tagged !!!

Today I have to answer a very important question of my life as what I want in my girlfriend (to be girlfriend)
Considering the important of the topic I will start right away without wasting another single second, don’t get me wrong I have already done the thinking part...so here what I want ….or say “ WHAT DEEPAK WANT”

1 – She should be a Girl.
--0 ----- Dimensions Does not matter ......
-/()\ --- Bank Statements , Complexion does not matter
--/\ ---- What ever is your caste , religion , Ethinity
--------- Who ever you are , what ever you DO , You just have to be a GIRL
2 – She should have one mouth and two ears.
3 – She should have two hands.
4 – She should have two legs.
5 – She should have two eyes.
6 – She should have one head with hairs outside and something inside.
7 – She should have ‘The Taste’, so that she can like me.
8 – Finally if she is pretty it’s an added Plus.

I think that’s all!
What a coincident you asked for eight and my demand list also ends at eight.

PS: Any girl who think that she can meet my requirements, please feel free to contact.
DOSTO: as you know there is a very slight possibly that any girl will ever read it (Reason’s Very low readership, Even more poor sex ratio of the readers), so friends if you find/know a girl who is right there satisfying my list, Please feel free to give her my contact. As for me
“Dil, Dhoondha hai aaj kahin”
“Phir wahi”
“Sapno se”
“Pal, Khushi bhare”


Now I have to tag eight more persons with same
“Find Eight Attributes for your loved one Tag”. …So all of you haven’t tagged yet please take put some time think about it , and then pen it down ….so for now my tag list is Empty …Looking forward to see your name in it.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knw ur desire for a girl is at high.. my friend, thts all every man with single status will ask for. bcz after committed he will find other qualities in her timely.
I pray the god that the word "Single" should be removed from the dictionary.
Sunil Jain

mask said...
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mask said...

baapre........bahut kuch maang liya :D

soham

Anonymous said...

With such reasonable demands, dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge

Deepak Verma said...

@jain : I support the motion but you have to provide an alternative for 'SINGLE' as meaning of my status is something which can't change ..you can change the worh though!!

@Dutta : Abe Tarbooz(Water Melon) ke sapne dekhunga tabhee to angoor(Grape) milega

@Hiren : Sure dilwale to dulhaniya le hi jaayenge ...lekin mera kya hoga ...will i be the 'parmeet sethi'

Unknown said...

Do you support the reservations? Are you still living in the archaic age where SC/ST were oppressed

Deepak Verma said...

@ imhunt ...Clean Bold!!!!....

...Any way i support the reservation but i dont thinkthis is the place to discuss it!!!.....

zxcv said...

jai ho buddhe
aapke list main jo khubiyan ginayi hui hain sahi main abhutpoorv hain
mere ko lagta hai jisne pehle yeh tag suru kiya hoga, usne shayad yahi socha hoga, tabhi to 8 exact numbers par aa kar rukta hai ;-)

Deepak Verma said...

@ZXCV ..haan be yeh to hai ..

milo said...

ehm ehm...

Deepak Verma said...

@ milo ...

ehm ehm ... ?

am i asking too much..

milo said...

update yaar!!

Nitin Chandil said...

I guess u missed mentioning her to be taller than you..and yes rich too!! Shayad aaj mil gayi naa...??

~Nitin

Deepak Verma said...

pehle maine socha yeh kaun hai ..lekin yaar abhee mili nahin hai ..hope maine tujjhe pehchan sahi hai as i know a number of nitin's now...

Wanderer said...

unlike elsewhere, mute button is not a requisite?

Avinash singh said...

Abe yeh sab khubhi to teri Ex Gf mein bhi tha.. bata usko kyu chora..
aisa kaam sab karge aaur kahega ki ladki ko tera ct de.. chee abhadra manush...

nd .. tu mumbai aa jaa.. hum tere ko barbad kar denge.. bahut maaza aayega..

Anonymous said...
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Deepak Verma said...

DO kaan aur ek munh - meri har baat sunne aur apni bhee kuchh baatein kehne ke liye

DO haath - Mujhe samhalne ke liye jab main toot yaa thak jaaun

Do Pair - Mere saath saath duniya ke is paar se es paar tal chalne ke liye

DO aankhe - Mere saath saath sirf duniya hi nahin sappne bhee dekhne ke liye

Deepak Verma said...

She should definetly be A Girl.. with a golden heart, and a feeling of care for everyone around

Now this a somehing demandin, yaa i do like those silky hair .. there shadow.. but what i want is some intellect only for your sake otherwise wometime i can be as uncomprehendable that i cant even understand myself..and thats when i will use your explanations to made en opinion about things....

No The Taste.. yes i do love to eat...not only eat but i cherish eating ... so it will be great is she acan have the taste for food itself...and an open mind to try to eat something.. as sometimes i can be a pian in the ass when it comes to eating... as i personaly can eat anything and nothing :D

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